Top Ten Things To Do While
Waiting For A Shuttle Or Bus:
- Try to resist the overwhelming urge to touch the nearby fence by
chanting to yourself
"I do not want to be shot...
I do not want to be shot..."
- Count how many buses pass you by (requires calculator).
- Come up with other definitions
for the acronym ACOG.
- Play "Spot the European".
- Every two minutes ask the ACOG volunteer "When's the bus
coming? When's the bus coming?"
- Casually remark to others around you "I sure will be glad when
this Freanik thing is over."
- Make up ACOG drinking games... "See a tram, take a drink."
- Make Top Ten lists.
- When someone asks you if you've seen an athlete yet, reply
"Seen one? I've already slept with several..."
... and the number one thing to do when waiting for a shuttle or bus:
- Give up and walk!
Author(s): Alan Arrowsmith and Jamie Players