Top Ten Reasons ACOG Volunteer attendance is down to 20 percent:

  1. They developed allergies to Crystal Springs and Coca Cola

  2. They got the free stuff they came for

  3. They actually ate all they could at the all-you-can-eat McDonalds

  4. They are still waiting on buses

  5. They didn't pass gender verification

  6. They developed tram sickness

  7. Like Lemmings they came and like lemmings they went

  8. They Ran out of insults for Tech employees

  9. They got tired of fighting for one of the three swings

    ... and the number one Reason ACOG Volunteer attendance is down to 20 percent:

  10. The Olympics are 80% over



Author(s): Alex Arewould, Ames Yayers, and Mickey Hustler

ps. Thanks for sticking around to get us our free stuff