Top Ten Misrepresentations and Rumors of the Olympics

10. There'll be traffic gridlock 17 hours a day in Atlanta.
    
    - any local media outlet

9. Demi and Bruce are going to stop by tomorrow at (insert name of your favorite strip club).
   
   - the girl trying to hustle you for a table dance

8. Use your Visa cash cards all over Atlanta...
   
   - TV commercial

7. Yes, as the official Atlanta 1996 mascot, you'll have a major role in the Opening Ceremonies.
   
   - Don Mischer

6. You'll have thousands of people buying stuff at your street vendor stand.
   
   - Munson Steed

5. Yes, if you agree to spend millions of dollars to chrome plate these pickups, you can leave the GM logo on the tailgate.
   
   - anonymous ACOG official

4. I don't see any problem having onion rings on a Varsity pin.
   
   - another anonymous ACOG official (aren't they all...)

3. President Clinton is going to jam with the Blues Brothers tonight.
   
   - person standing in line for the show

2. There'll be another train in 3 or 4 minutes.
   
   - anyone connected with Marta

1. Sure, I know the route to the venue...
   
   - Olympic shuttle bus driver