Top 10 ways to get arrested in the Olympic Village

  1. Read copies of Lee Harvey Oswald Monthly on the shuttle bus.

  2. Run around Peter's calling out to the Skipper and Gilligan.

  3. Have a picture of something other than your face on your badge, if you follow me.

  4. Instead of asking about the reactor, ask for directions to the "plutonium cache."

  5. Try to carry in any Pepsi product.

  6. Vehemently insist that the T-Rex has broken through the electric fence.

  7. Stand by a guard and constantly sing Raspberry Beret.

  8. Claim that your militia group is a sovereign nation and therefore has the right to compete.

  9. Break down and finally ask "What the hell is going on here?"

  10. Attempt to park.

Authors: Scotty Hall and David Zobel