Boxing Venue Blues (a song)

Can't get to my office
No matter what I say
"Your badge is no good here"
"But it was good here yesterday!"

I can't believe this
There's ten guards here
And no one knows what's right
Why do I try so hard to get in there?
I might have to stay all night!

I've got to tell you
No one in this venue gets the news
We've all been cut off from campus
That's why I've got...

...Boxing Venue Blues

I've got voice mail, e-mail
I'm parking in Timbuktu
Tell me now honestly
Wouldn't this be getting to you?

No one can get to our building
But we're supposed to say
"Everything's business as usual"
Where does this bus go anyway?

I've got voice mail, e-mail
A modem, a cellular phone
Will somebody please explain to me
Why I just can't work at home?

I can't believe this,
Another new fence is in my way
I hear the Village is short of Tech people
Did you see Adam's website today?

I've got to ask you
Will somebody please get a clue?
I can't get my work done
As long as there's...

...Boxing Venue Blues

Oh, yeah